By Ian Murphy
Editor's note: The 2014 Sochi Olympic games are upon us, and that got our friend Ian Murphy  thinking: What if America's worst political talking heads had their own sporting events?
This savage and horrible thought led him to create the comic that follows. We can only hope that the official overseers of the next Olympic games will take Mr. Murphy's proposals under advisement. After all, Alex Jones playing "false-flag football" is bound to be more entertaining than synchronized swimming...
Ian Murphy is formerly a blogging blogger who very recently found Jesus at a Home Depot and now fully endorses Scott Walker for President. Because America and whatnot.