Daily Dose of Durst

Political comic Will Durst has a new book out, “The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing,” available from Ulysses Press. A Midwestern baby boomer with a media- induced identity crisis, Durst, according to the New York Times is “quite possibly the best political satirist working in the country today.” This equal opportunity offender is exceptionally adept at swatting both partisan political piñatas upside their heads.
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Daily Dose of Durst

The Republicans are demanding cuts in entitlement programs, which the President said he’d consider. The Democrats have brought up the possibility of maybe raising taxes on a few rich people, which Eric Cantor, the Under Speaker of the House, says he won’t consider. And that, my friends, is pretty much where we stand right now. Although the word “stand” might be affording the participants a wee bit too much credit. Squirm. Slink. Skulk. Dodge. Creep. Crouch. Lurk. Loiter. Weasel. Cower. Any of these might be more apropos.

Daily Dose of Durst 2007

December 31, 2007

The best news of 07 is that it’s finally over. 07 was to the progressive movement what Truman Capote was to wild boar hunting.

December 28, 2007

They’re trying to make Hillary cuddly. Which is the same as gluing goose down to the neck of a turkey vulture.

December 27, 2007

Mike Huckabee said he knows there is duck hunting in heaven. Wow, doesn’t sound like duck heaven is in the same place as human heaven.

December 26, 2007

Daily Dose of Durst, May - December 2006

December 30, 2006

The good part of crossing the threshold of a new year is you get to start over. The bad part is you have to do it from where you are now.

December 29, 2006

A new study claims America’s number one cash crop is marijuana. Same study says the top food in the country is Twinkies.

December 27, 2006

As a condition of his parole, Dr. Jack Kevorkian agreed not to assist in any suicides. I imagine giving directions to the nearest Taco Bell would be considered a no-no.

December 26, 2006

Daily Dose of Durst, May 2006

May 31, 2006

Frustrated members of the Iraqi Parliament are encouraging the U.S. to form a new government.

May 30, 2006

Press Secretary Tony Snow announced Treasury Secretary John Snow will resign this week. Apparently, there’s only room for one Snow job in this administration.

May 26, 2006

Republicans are complaining about the FBI raiding Democrat William Jefferson’s Congressional office. Apparently they hold their privacy to be a bit more important than our privacy.

May 24, 2006

Daily Dose of Durst, April 2006

April 28, 2006

Iran is being run by a religious fanatic who sees enemies all around him. Wonder if he has a brother named Jeb?

April 27, 2006

The White House doesn't seem to be spending too much time seeking out gouging by the oil companies. Must be too busy figuring out who's the next CIA agent they're going to discredit.

April 26, 2006

"if we find any price gouging, it will be dealt with firmly." I’m thinking his definition of the word “firmly” has something to do with tax incentives.

April 25, 2006

Daily Dose of Durst, March 2006

March 31, 2006

I’m not saying the GM plan for downsizing is far reaching, but I think they just fired me. And I don’t even work for them.

March 30, 2006

Here’s what I want to know: How exactly do we propose to build a 2,000-mile long, fourteen-foot-high fence along the Mexican border without using Mexican labor? Are they going to draft housewives from La Jolla?

March 29, 2006

No truth to the rumor that George Bush plans to combat the Avian Flu by invading Aviaria.

March 28, 2006

Daily Dose of Durst, February 2006

Daily Dose of Durst | February 2006

February 28, 2006

Don’t mean any disrespect, but if the Democratic Party were a horse, we’d shoot it.

February 27, 2006

It looks like George Bush’s budget was a result of faith based math. Meaning that 2 + 2 is whatever God wants it to be.

The Supreme Court isn’t expected to get rid of Roe vs. Wade, just impose a few conditions on it; like a 10-month waiting period.

February 24, 2006

Daily Dose of Durst, January 2006

January 31, 2006

The Hamas Party. Boy, there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one.

Daily Dose of Durst, January 2006

January 31, 2006

The Hamas Party. Boy, there’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one.

January 30, 2006

Disney announced a plan to make films in China. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when a brutal ruling authority used to oppressing its people with poor pay and inhuman conditions meets a communist country.

January 27, 2006

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